Some jokes on Wives

In every age and society sense of humor points out to the behavior of its people, our jokes represent our realities. According to social scientists sense of humor doesn’t only mean to laugh at others but to laugh out loud when the joke is upon you.

According to Syed Suleman Gillani, who is one of the renowned humorists of Urdu language and author of book “Slowly Slowly” most of serious poetry in world is done remembering the beloved but humorous poetry is born when the beloved becomes your wife. It is very true that most of humor around world roams around wife.

 I have collected some famous jokes regarding husband and wife each with a title, please enjoy:

(1) Newton’s latest Law: For each idiot there is an equal and opposite idiot and world calls them “husband and wife.”

(2)  Argument won: Wife started argument… Husband replied…. They argued and argued and argued…. Suddenly wife started crying… Argue ended…. Result: Wife wins no matter what happens.

(3) Madness: Wife asked her husband: Dearie how would you feel when I die tomorrow? Husband: My love I’d go mad. Wife: It means you won’t marry again? Husband: Sweetie, a mad man could do anything.

 (4) Cooking: Wife: Darling what should I cook tonight, curry or soup? Husband: Honey you cook it first, we’d name it later.

(5) Don’t fall in trap: When wife tells you correct her if she is wrong, just give her a pleasant smile and agree, don’t start correcting her because it is a trap.

(6) A Fine Day: Husband to wife: Today is a fine day. The next day husband repeats: Today is a fine day. On the third day husband again tells wife: Today is a fine day. Upon this the wife becomes agitated and confronts the husband saying: From last three days you’ve repeated this sentence, what’s wrong with you. On this the husband says: You remember when we had an argument last we week, you said you would leave me on one fine day, I was just reminding you….